Article in AEP Newsletter

October 13th, 2008

Recently I was contacted by the president of the American Association of Emergency Physicians to write an article about practising medicine in Antarctica.  I was flattered by the opportunity to share this information with a large community of like-minded doctors, and am very pleased to announce that the article appears in the Autumn/October edition of the AEP newsletter, which you can view/download by left/right-clicking the link below.

AEP Newsletter – Fall/October 2008

Antarctica Bites Back

October 11th, 2008

The past week has been rather dramatic on the continent, and we’ve been busy playing a small role.

Eight days ago a member of the Norwegian team at Troll, 200 km east of SANAE IV, suffered a fracture to his ankle.  It’s a bad enough injury that he needs to be evacuated to surgical care in South Africa, but this has taken some significant time and preparation.  Early yesterday a rescue flight was launched, which had to be turned back due to the deteriorating weather at Troll.  We’re involved with assisting the communications, flight following and weather forecasting/reporting, but feel gutted that we are unable to help our ‘neighbours’ in any other way.  The massive Jutulstraumen Glacier lies between us and Troll, and although it is technically possible to reach their base in desperation, the risk still outweighs the benefit.  Furthermore, the large tracts of blue ice at Troll form a natural runway for wheeled aircraft, whereas we can only offer a snow skiway.  In the meantime, we can only offer moral support and continue with the forecasts and phone-calls

If the injury at Troll was not enough to cause worry, we have also just heard about a catastrophic fire at the Russian Antarctic Expedition’s Progress Station.  Progress is far from SANAE IV, on the coast of at roughly 70°W.  During the night of 5 October a fire burnt out of control, destroying one building.  Tragically, one member of the 29-person team is still missing, and it is presumed that they were unable to escape before the building collapsed.  Fortunately, the medical facility, food stores and some older accomodation units were spared, and with the assistance of the Chinese team from the nearby Zhongshan base, they are in no immediate further danger.  Having had our own scare with fire earlier this year, our hearts go out to the Russians.

Recipe for a stormy Sunday

October 5th, 2008

If you find yourself, as I do, trapped indoors by snow driven before the icy claws of a 100km/h wind, you might be concerned that idleness could force you into a downward spiral ending only in the numbed emptiness of ennui.  Several options exist to salvage your soiled soul: apply yourself constructively to clearing the backlog of paperwork requiring urgent attention; spend the time writing research or memoirs; or procrastination in the form of idle experimentation.  Clearly, the latter is the only sensible option.  With pleasure, then, may I present the following:

5-Minute Chocolate Cake

(aka ‘Cake in the Call Room’ or ‘On-Call Cake’ for the medical audience, or a ‘Marie Munchie’ for the history buffs…)

Equipment:

  • One large coffee mug
  • One tablespoon
  • One microwave oven

Reagents:

  • Cake flour, four tablespoons
  • Sugar, four tablespoons
  • Cocoa, two tablespoons
  • Oil (cooking preferred over crude), one tablespoon
  • Egg, one large (fresh eggs are preferred, but if you live on an Antarctic base one laid 11 months ago is perfectly acceptable)
  • Milk, five tablespoons

Method:

  • Combine reagents in coffee mug.  Mix thoroughly.
  • Place mug in microwave and nuke for 3 minutes on high power.
  • Remove mug, allow to cool slightly to prevent embarrassing burns.
  • Consume cake, to envy of all cakeless colleagues!

I envisage that one could even make the batter at home and bring it to work in a small container.   Soon microwave ovens in staff tea-rooms the world over will be pinging the good news of another dose of deliciously unhealthy carbohydrates.

Kudos to one of my team-mates for sending me the original (now altered recipe).